To be sung to the G.I. Joe Theme Song

Yo Jane!

She'll fight against freedom wherever there is trouble, Jihad Jane is there!
Jihad Jane. . . A Real American Zero, Jihad Jane is there.

Its Jihad Jane against Freedom and Democracy,
Fighting against the American way.
She never gives up, She's always there,
Fighting against Freedom over land and air.

Jihad Jane. . . A Real American Zero, Jihad Jane is there.

Jihad Jane is the codename for America's Pro Left, ill informed, Anti-US "rot from within" force. Its purpose: To protect Radical Islam and the ruthless, terrorist organizations determined to rule the world from Democracy.

She never gives up, She'll stay till the fights won Jihad Jane will dare.
Jihad Jane . . . A Real American Zero, Jihad Jane!


Inspired by Russ Vaughn and Ollie North